-Wait a minute...the triathlon I just finished was only a dream and now I actually have to do a real one?!
-Its so cold outside. Its so cold outside. I am going to freeze getting into that river.
-Why did I agree to do this?
During the swim
-I should have worn a wetsuit...everyone but me is wearing a wetsuit
-Okay...water temperature isn't actually that bad
-Okay...water temperature isn't actually that bad
Whistle Blows and we start
- Everyone is running into me!
-I'm drowning!!!!
-Okay...just lay on your back and the current will take you to the end.
-People are starting to pass me that started the heat 10 minutes after me. You are going really slow, SJ.
During the Bike
-Why are people passing me that are super old?
-I am never ever doing a triathlon a gain. never ever.
-I am never ever doing a triathlon a gain. never ever.
-What happens if this just never ends?
-Pretend like you are Jackie Chan and you are running away from the bad guys.
During the run
-I really really really have to go to the bathroom. I don't want to stop. That line has 4 people in it.
-I cannot wait until this is over.
-Why do people put themselves in situations such as this? Ones where you must to do insane exercises.
Finish
-There is Gil, I'm gonna cry I am so happy it is over.
-I did it!!!!
-Time to go eat all of the free fruit and cliff bars.
1 hour later
-I want to do this again next year.

